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| December 09, 2005 |
Garner Expedition Footage Available Online
For the first time since the United States government confiscated and suppressed the Santa footage from the now infamous North Pole Garner Expedition, the film is available to the public. At long last, anyone can have access to and watch this footage for FREE online.
See the footage in the Evidence section and judge for yourself. |
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| December 07, 2005 |
2nd Annual Santology Conference Announced
Santology Conference 2006 will be held January 13-16 at the Reno Convention Center in Reno, Nevada. Several aspects of modern santology will be discussed including the most recent findings of this past year.
Speakers will include Dr Lloyd Darrow who plans to address the audience twice with "Just How Fat is Santa: Experts Weigh In," and his keynote address: "Immortality: A Practical Approach."
Dr. Darrow will also be on hand January 14 from 3 – 5 pm to sign 8x10 glossies. |
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Warning!
Not All Mall Santas are Whom They Appear To Be! |
Learn Here How To Identify a Fraud
Any or all of the following items are reliable indicators that the Santa you have encountered is a FAKE Santa:
A. Poorly fabricated seasonal garb
B. Used athletic footwear
C. Price tag attached to any part of the suit
D. Beard straps
E. Fraudulent hairpiece (wig)
F. Vinyl mid-section accessory
G. iPod protruding from hat and/or jacket
H. Fake, gold Rolex watch in plain view
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| December 05, 2005 |
2004 Santa Sighting in The Philippines Made Public
Adnel Barozo, a resident of Olongapo City, announced to local Philippines media outlets that he witnessed a UFO on December 25, 2004. Dismissed as a drunken Christmas Eve rant, the announcement was ignored by the media:
"I saw a man flying through the sky. He was sitting in a sleigh--pulled by what looked like eight big dogs with antlers. The man was a typical American: fat and loud. The dogs pulling the sleigh looked majestic. And delicious." |
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| November 27, 2005 |
Santology Intern Announced
Dr. Darrow would like to thank everyone who has inquired about working as his intern and the countless people who submitted resumes. But the search is over. Lloyd is proud to announce he has awarded the internship to Clarence Onstott, of Burnfield, Ohio.
"I'm really excited," said an excited Clarence. "When I heard the news, my head literally exploded". |
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